Fucking ybor city
The awkward moment When youre casually smoking a cigarette outside the venue and a random gay guy sits down asks what shoes im wearing and then proceeds to get down on a floors and lick my shoes clean….and he got in there deep…laces and all then proceeds to turns to youre friend travis and does the exact same fucking thing…..idk how i feel about life anymore its like my feet got molested
So usually if we finish all of our work we can leave early
We have gone above and beyond and are extremely ahead in orders at my job but for some reason we cant leave and therefore are forced to sit around twidling my thumbs for the next hour. Usually they let us leave idk whats the issue today but im pretty over it
Tonight needs to be low key and relaxed.
Ive gone out every night for the past week and im feeling the fatigue. I got home from the bar with my girlfriend at 330 then argued with my roommate about going to steak and shake. I eventually passed out on my girlfriend at 4 which i feel bad for since she had to deal with blackout tyler the night before. Tonight its just gunna be smoke bowls and netflix and sex naturally sex addicts need it and of shes laying right next to me and i have to put in zero effort whenever i feel like it its happening. I was just wayyyy too high last night to live.
I need to stop chasing my jameson with jameson. Blacking out on a monday is no fun lol after drink jameson all day at work went to the pub to see my girl because she was working and she gave me 2 free beers then went to mellow mushro withy best friend travis and he has decided drunk tyler is the greatest for some reason and just fed me all the beers and then more jameson i ended up face down on my kitchen floor trying desperately to gain enough balance to stand up. I assume i figured it out after reaching my arm back and pullong a goant pan of mac and cheese out of the fridge and then drunkly jiu jitsu flipping my girlfriend to the ground so i could cuddle. Dont remember much after that but i woke up in my bed so i assume i figured out how to use my.feet
Jameson on my
Lunch break, the day just got interesting
So am i the weird one?
I understand ive always been a bit more sexually explorative than a lot of the people i meet, and whilst talking to my roommates the other night about food play and how i enjoy using a girls body whether it be her tits or ass or wherever as a plate. And im not talking chocolate sauce or whipped creme which is typical and boring; im talking about like pasta or mac and cheese or cookies and milk or pie idk i think im the weird one. But no shame i already talked about this and got the green light so i guess im just glad this girl is into the weird stuff i am.
My girlfriends mom bought me a beer
And said “i feel like ill be seeing you awhile take care of my girl” and cheers’d me. That parent approval. 1 down and the dad to go.
Anonymous asked: So...until this day I can't find anyone who loves the Dark Tower Series as much as I do and also likes metal...have you heard Demons And Wizards Album The Crimson King? What do you think of it? The songs Dark Tower related, i mean...
Thats awesome. Demons and wizards is amazing one of my favorite power metal bands. I love hansi kursch’s style of writing and his vocals are second to none. His main project Blind Guardian jas a few songs based of the Dark Tower as well, “somewhere far beyond” and “carry the blessed home” are two of them. Also the band Spellblast has an album entitled Nineteen thats entirely based off the dark tower and its a pretty good album. The lyrics are enjoyable but i feel like their lyrics are more in your face about the dark tower where as hansi wrotes very poetically which makes only the fans of the books notice its about the series. I feel as though metal is really the only genre that could properly convey the conplexity and intensity of the series which is why i love when bands write songs about it